Chuck to Shaq: "You look like the type of dude who drinks Sierra Mist"

Chuck gets upset at Ernie: "Why don't y'all buy us custom-made suits, Ernie"

Shaq: I named Paul Pierce 'The Truth', Dwyane 'The Flash', Tim 'The Big Fundamental.' Those are some of my favorite players. Ernie: What did you name Kenny Shaq: The Big Knock Kneed