Charles Barkley: "So my first agent was a crook. So he stole all my money. So after four years I was broke. I don't want to mention his name. Lance Luchnick, that's this asshole's name.... so, he um, he stole... ye-yeah, so he stole all my money. So after

Draymond on Barkley: Charles Barkley was a great basketball player. He never won shit.. Its jealousy. He scored more points than me, aight, cool, but that dont necessarily mean you had more impact on the game than me.

Charles Barkley: I'm curious to watch Dallas tonight. Because Dallas, the way they're constructed, they need to make a trade, but I want to see if they get bat-down tonight to confirm that.

Charles Barkley with the Maravich-Esque behind the back pass from half court

Lance "Magic" Stephenson