Gilbert Arenas got a new Maybach, but the system is only in Chinese. Richard Jefferson: "They can't update it" Gil: "Nah, it was a concept..." RJ: "I'll be honest ladies and gentlemen, this is the most Gilbert Arenas thing ever..."
Richard Jefferson gives advice about how to deal with hecklers (h/t:ananth_pandian)
Clippers announcers trying really really really hard to jinx Patty Mills
"You can do it!" - Richard Jefferson in a Rob Schneider voice after Boucher yams it