Shaq: "I've been trying to stay in shape, but my definition of staying in shape is not having the CBB (Charles Barkley Belly) When I pull my shirt down, I see a 3.8 pack. I'm 385, 14% body fat now. The first championship 345, got happy. The second champio

Chuck on the new-look Rockets: "When they do that in-season tournament starting next year, like all the good teams gonna sit that out cus they're gonna be tryna win the world championship. The Rockets gonna be kicking butt at that midseason tournament."

Paul George crosses up Wiggins for the 3

Charles Barkley, Scottie Pippen, Larry Bird, Shawn Kemp &amp Detlef Schrempf show up to pay tribute to Dirk

Russell Westbrook submits his audition for Shaqtin A Fool with a bizarre unforced turnover.