Bruce Brown finds out during his zoom press conference that the Nets signed LaMarcus Aldridge: "Oh shit. We're really good. I just found out that Aldridge is coming, I didn't really know"
Allen Iverson is not a fan of current NBA fashion: "This is Halloween every night. It's the 31st of October every night."
John Collins puts Jarrett Allen on a poster
Marcus Smart ridiculous 3 pointer