Charles Barkley: "KG, you a borderline HOFer." KG: "You almost a champion."

Charles Barkley &amp Muggsy Bogues prank J.R Reid into thinking he's been traded.

Charles Barkley: I'm thinking the Hawks are that pretty girl whose makeup came off and she's ugly. That's what the Hawks are.

Charles Barkley on the Nets: Dude, y'all ain't got but two players. Y'all got two guys and some JAGs (Just A Guy). That's what they got, just some guys.