Chuck: "Okay Shaq I'll give you props then, you pulled a rabbit outta yo ass" Kenny: "Damn...I thought it was a hat"
Shaq on his championships: "I'm just glad that I was able to get 4. Wanted to get 5, wanted to get 6, but 4 is pretty good. I got 4 more than Charles Barkley, that's all I care about."
Jay Pharoah nukes Kenny Smith