Shaq: "When I get stressed out, Step Brothers, thats the movie I'm watching. 'Don't touch my fucking drum set'. I go to that part. It makes me laugh and then I can calm down."

Paul Pierce says he had a better career than Dwyane Wade: "When I was 24 years old. You give me Shaq or Lebron/Bosh, I'd be sitting on 5 or 6 Championships. Easy!"

MJ we shook their hands three years in a throw and it fucking hurted

Chris Boucher hits the 3 at the buzzer to bring him to 20 points in the first half