Brad Stevens on staying with the Celtics: Im not a kid any more. Im a 44-year-old Masshole. I swerve , I eat Dunkin Donuts, and I root for the Patriots.

Kendrick Perkins Not one single series did the Celtics sweep any team Shannon Sharpe They just swept Indiana Perkins Oh yeah they just swept them Im sorry But theyre supposed to sweep these guys

Patrick Beverley on being an impending free agent: "Who's gonna pay me"

Steven Adams grabs the ball and lifts Keldon Johnson with it with a replay

James "literally Hitler" Harden purposely make an innocent kid cry