Chuck on the Mavs shooting 3s against a small Warriors lineup: "I'ma be the old man, get off my lawn. Y'all sit there and watch this stupid ass basketball. Just jack up threes all night, they go in, we win, they miss, they lose. Give me a break you dumbas

After his son is born, Fred VanVleet shoots 14-17 (82%) from three and averages 16 ppg in the 2019 WCF to help lift the Raptors to the Finals (VanVleet playoff spits prior: 19.5% from three, 4 ppg).

Ricky Rubio finishes his bchamel sauce with a little nutmeg versus the Mavs

Kevin Durant is named the captain of the East for the All-Star game. Chuck: "I have no problem with Kevin. He's actually the only person on that team I like."

Lance Stephenson scrambles for a loose ball, dribbles behind the back to avoid traffic, fakes which hand he's dribbling, then dishes to TJ Leaf for the laup