LeBron heading to the locker room: "Where's the goggles I need some goggles! Fuck no sir, you're not bout to spray me and burn my fucking eyes! Where's the goggles"

Paul Pierce and KG recount the time a fan snuck into the locker room after the Celtics won the Championship in 08

Kobe hits a jumper over Dwight Howard and then tells him "You soft as a muh fucka...and you a bitch ass n**ga."

Steph Curry hesitates on the fast break, Delly and James Jones get dummied and bump into each other.