Kenny to EJ, about the Caruso interview: "What, you didn't want us to to talk with you and your son" Shaq: "When it comes to Caruso, Ernie, you are the father!"

Ball stiff-arms Caruso and lays it in

Katie (interviewer): You kissed Charles Barkley during my last interview. Do you usually greet him like that? Shaq: I have no idea who that is, but my favorite song is I Kissed A Boy and I Liked It.

One of the most amazing playoff moments: Kobe Bryant alley oop to Shaq in Game 7 of 2000 WCF

Charles Barkley: "Jesus... Is that a cadaver" Ernie: "He had 51 points." Charles: "He would have 55 if he had a hamburger."