Reporter during a press conference after a 2006 Finals game: "Shaq, let's just say that a snake bit your mom right up here, right in the chest area. Would you be willing to suck the venom out to win the title" Shaq: "No, but I will with your wife."

Stephen Curry makes cringey joke then awkwardly has to laugh it off because no one understands

Kristaps Porzingis on going into game 3 In a way it kinda takes all the pressure off of us If you check the odds maybe the Knicks are the favorites now to win

Shaq on his career: "I don't worry about earthlings... My job was to try to become one of the greatest ever, I did that."

Goran Dragi on his future: "Toronto is not my preffered destination. I have higher ambitions. We'll see."