Reporter during a press conference after a 2006 Finals game: "Shaq, let's just say that a snake bit your mom right up here, right in the chest area. Would you be willing to suck the venom out to win the title" Shaq: "No, but I will with your wife."

Blake Griffin told about being traded during a stand-up set in 2016

Erik Spoelstra This series was humbling These last two games were embarrassing We as were irrational as we usually are thinking that we have a chance to win this series and they showed us why we weren't ready for that

Dwight gives Plumlee the patented Shaq elbow

Crucial late-game no-call leads to another LeBron turnover