Jerry Reinsdorf: "If you had a terrible headache, and I gave you a bottle of pills, and 9 of the pills will cure you and 1 of the pills, would kill you. Would you take a pill" Michael Jordan: "It depends on how f--cking bad the headache is"

Michael Malone is pissed after a non-call on Porter Jr and is ejected

and DeAndre Jordan airballs another free throw

Michael Jordan on picking up Dennis Rodman in Vegas in the middle of the 97-98 season