"Tiffany Haddish ass so fat, when she turned around I went, 'Hey Charles, how you doing'" -Shaquille O'Neal

Shaq on signing his 120 million deal that helped make Kobe Bryant a Laker I was at Magic City about to get me a dance and I still remember the girl's name too Electra That motherfer was so fine 6'3 built like a bag of water I opened up the envelope I never seen so many zeros in my life

Kevin Hart talks about avoiding ShaqEmbiid in public since they always pick him up and then talks about the time he avoided Shaq for six months after being used as a prop during a skit Clip of skit included

Mutumbo hits Shaq with the skyhook

Shaq Chuck and Kenny run to the board with brooms as the Knicks are on the verge of a resounding sweep of the Sixers

Malika Andrews teases Shaams Charania with a brunch joke and he doesn't seem very happy about it

Inside the NBA Shaq and Barkley argue about Wemby's dirty play