Shaq on the Beilein's thug vs. slug comments: "Stop being so sensitive. I grew up in the 80's and I got called worse than slugs" Ernie: "Worse than thugs" Shaq: "Yes"

Shaq, a renowned linguist, shows off his Chinese and poor memory for remembering who a player is

Charles Barkley: "If it weren't for him (Abraham Lincoln) we'd be calling Ernie boss"