Bill Simmons: "I think people secretly like getting kicked in the nuts every once in a while."

Bill Simmons on hearing about the Jaylen Brown trade from his wife picking him up from a colonoscopy I think Im dead The anesthesia killed me Are there more first round picksI had a camera in my ass and I had Paul George rammed up my ass

Inside The NBA - Charles wants Shaqs balls

Bill Simmons on Caleb Wilson If I was a Bulls fan I would have no sperm left in my body It would just be ejaculate in every room of my house

Bill Simmons describes his experience waking up after his colonoscopy I think Im dead The anesthesia killed me Are there more first round picksWhen this trade happened I had a camera in my ass and I had Paul George being rammed up my ass

Bill Simmons Pod Simmons I think they're gonna trade Joel Embiid

Bill Simmons Pod Simmons I think they're gonna trade Joel Embiid