Dwight Howard on allegations of his sexuality: "I'm not gay... It hurt at first to go through it. I sat at home and I was like 'I never want to come outside again.'"

34 year old Rondo lobs it to 34 year old Dwight Howard

Baynes gets bodied by Dwight Howard

Which is worse 3x DPOY Dwight Howard not making Top-75 or former MVPtriple-double record holder Russel Westbrook getting clowned in the past year

Coach Michael Malone with his best Charles Barkley impression: "In light of all the noise outside this series that we had no chance. We have people 'GUARANTEEING' it. We found a way to beat a really good team three times. I've run out of things to say."