LeBron, when asked about Chris Bosh's jersey retirement ceremony: "I thought about about taking this game off and flying to Miami for the ceremony, but the NBA has been on my ass"

Shaq and Chuck talking about the corporeal punishment they got growing up. Chuck calling an ass-whooping a surprise Christmas gift.

Miami had fans chanting Lets Go Heat and Defense on the video board.

Only 5 teams in the NBA currently have a winning record on the road