Chris Paul currently has a 647 ASTTOV Ratio
Jaylin Williams receives the ball game after his first career triple-double gets the cold shower and getting choked by towels during the postgame interview alongside his teammates who keep on bugging him the whole ttime
Draymond Green to Paul Pierce: "Chasing that farewell tour they don't love you like that. You can't get no farewell tour they don't love you like that."
43rd pick of the draft, Michael Scott: Makes Paul Pierce's jaw drop & puts a Pacer on a poster - Michael Scott