Bill Simmons Should Steve Balmer go scorched earth marry the nanny and go way over the second apron

2021 Steve Ballmer nearly leaves Mark Jackson speechless with a deeply strange celebration after a Clippers run

Pablo Torre and Stavros Halkias discuss the sports bubble with Stavros arguing that private equity is ruining sports franchises If they destroy the Lakers guys with Kobe back tattoos are going to start fucking like the proletariat revolution

Adam Silver reaches out to Sophie Cunningham for advice on who should be the next WNBA commissioner

PTFO The DOJ could build a criminal conspiracy case against Steve Ballmer and the Clippers for securities fraud in the Kawhi Leonard scandal per former federal prosecutors Even in 2026 a creative theory could map out a road to jail time And thats before the US president gets involved

Adam Silver I think that in terms of Steve's Ballmer statement I'd say putting aside the precise words he chose to use Most importantly he indicated a willingness to accept the league's decision in this case and the accompanying sanctions so that's initially what I was most focused on

A young Scottie Barnes is asked to pick one NBA player hed like to have as a teammate