Bill Simmons on Caleb Wilson If I was a Bulls fan I would have no sperm left in my body It would just be ejaculate in every room of my house

Bill Simmons on the Lakers It couldn't be Luka's team if LeBron was there A lot of white guys They fit right in in Slovenia

Bill Simmons does a quick breakdown of the Clippers organizations lowlights through the years What more could we have expected from the most incompetent sports franchise of all time

Bill Simmons Should Steve Balmer go scorched earth marry the nanny and go way over the second apron

Bill Simmons They've screwed up almost a decade and a half of their franchise since 2019 They're not gonna have their pick in 2032 that's 13 years after the Kawhi signing They could basically throw a bar mitzvah in 2032 for how fucking stupid they are

CoachDPatrick Simmons godfather and longtime coach says getting healthy has helped bring back the confidence that disappeared over the last few years Now Simmons is taking shots in live action that he wouldnt even attempt before via SactownSports1140

Jayson Tatum lost his basketball powers in China