Immanuel Quickley does a call me sign to the Celtics Bench Head Coach Joe Mazzulla responds shut the fuck up

Mike Conley cracks a small joke about Joe Mazzulla being crazy Mazulla makes eye contact with him and Conley's self-preservation instincts kick in as he adjusts his statement and clarifies that Joe Mazzulla is definitely totally not crazy repeating it several times for clarity

Paul George jokes about catching the Celtics off guard in their 1st-round loss against the 76ers Joe Mazzulla briefly but seriously considers engaging in catastrophic life-threatening violence

Mazzulla I want to be forgotten about I think thats what it means to be a Celtic However long you play coach work for the Celtics Your job is to keep it exactly where its at or bring it better You cannot bring it down If you leave and it gets worse thats your fault

Kyrie Irving went full method Uncle Drew while at a recent Mavs mini camp

Jaylen Brown chirps Embiid while guarding him one on one

Donte DiVincenzo bursts out laughing when he sees LaMelo Ball