Before the 1984 Draft, Charles Barkley went on a massive eating binge to avoid being drafted by the 76ers
Charles Barkley on the Nets: Dude, y'all ain't got but two players. Y'all got two guys and some JAGs (Just A Guy). That's what they got, just some guys.
Coach Michael Malone with his best Charles Barkley impression: "In light of all the noise outside this series that we had no chance. We have people 'GUARANTEEING' it. We found a way to beat a really good team three times. I've run out of things to say."