Shaq on Lakers forward Rui Hachimura Let me apologize to Rudy Hachimura I didnt know who he was because I never watch the bullets play but hes a fine role-player He's giving me Rick Fox vibes So Rudy Hachimura I apologize I didnt know who you were I know you are now and I wish you well

Lakers Shaq running fastbreaks

Shaq supports Wemby shoving Jalen Brunson Get your little ass off me Keep doing it Wemby Tell Brunson get your little ass out the way That ain't no dirty play

Shaq on signing his 120 million deal that helped make Kobe Bryant a Laker I was at Magic City about to get me a dance and I still remember the girl's name too Electra That motherfer was so fine 6'3 built like a bag of water I opened up the envelope I never seen so many zeros in my life

Bill Simmons Pod Simmons on Lakers' moves I'm just dumbfounded I just don't get it Goldsberry What are we doing with Walker Kessler We are the Los Angeles fing Lakers We go after George Mikan Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Shaq

Jalen Brunson jokingly I'm not a fan of Luka He's actually he's one one of the worst teammates I've ever had Kid Reporter That's crazy He doesn't play defense Jalen Brunson Oh wow He plays a little defense He tries

Bryan Scott and Cedric Ceballos talks about Shaq allegedly tripping Chick Hearn while running to the bathroom and collected his poop in a plastic bag